your boyfriend sounds like a hater
Not-my-boyfriend is elite on Yelp
girlfriend dressed as boyfriend, of coarse!
not pictured is her haiku.
(CityZen, Washington DC)
(Redbones, Somerville MA)
(Caroline Tavern, Seattle WA)
food > feelings
(Tamarind House, Cambridge MA)
still only 4 stars though?
(Dali, Somerville MA)
true dedication to Yelp at a time like this
(Cinema Taco, Charlottesville VA)
rabid boyfriend aside
(RF O’Sullivan’s & Sons, Somerville MA)
particularly brutal review
(Mad City Crabhouse, Madison WI)